Today, we solute you, Mr. Kurta-Wearing Folklorama Attendee.
Most people show up to these events wearing normal clothing. But not you. You take the cultural festival to a new level, showing up at the India Pavilion dressed in a traditional Indian costume.
Never mind the fact that with your blond hair, watery blue eyes, and skim milk complexion, you look about as Indian as a T-bone steak.
You're not here to experience the "ethnic heritage" of another country, because you've obviously been there, done that, and you're sporting the traditional t-shirt. No, you're here to enlighten, to show your acceptance and prove to the world how inclusive of other peoples white Liberals can be.
So if the other attendees think you look like a complete moron, well, they're the real morons. And they're probably mean-spirited, too.
Without you to stand up courageously in your store bought man-dress and lead the rest of us ignorant peasants to cultural awareness and affirmation, the Land of the Maple Leaf just wouldn't be the same.
So kick back and crack open an ice cold Jal-Jeera, O Sovereign of the Salwars, because you know -- Folklorama is really just a ComicCon for culture geeks like you.
Most people show up to these events wearing normal clothing. But not you. You take the cultural festival to a new level, showing up at the India Pavilion dressed in a traditional Indian costume.
Never mind the fact that with your blond hair, watery blue eyes, and skim milk complexion, you look about as Indian as a T-bone steak.
You're not here to experience the "ethnic heritage" of another country, because you've obviously been there, done that, and you're sporting the traditional t-shirt. No, you're here to enlighten, to show your acceptance and prove to the world how inclusive of other peoples white Liberals can be.
So if the other attendees think you look like a complete moron, well, they're the real morons. And they're probably mean-spirited, too.
Without you to stand up courageously in your store bought man-dress and lead the rest of us ignorant peasants to cultural awareness and affirmation, the Land of the Maple Leaf just wouldn't be the same.
So kick back and crack open an ice cold Jal-Jeera, O Sovereign of the Salwars, because you know -- Folklorama is really just a ComicCon for culture geeks like you.
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