I met my arch-nemesis again yesterday. This time he was in the barnyard near the garage. He moved quickly to the safety of a nearby tree, eying me warily as I approached from a low-hanging branch. Then he jumped with sudden recognition and, hurling insidious insults and profanities over his shoulder, he retreated angrily up into the higher branches. View the videos below to witness the tongue lashing he gave me. He continued to bark angrily from the top of the tree for almost a half-hour.
His most recent plan for farm domination -- employing the mercenary services of a rogue bear -- failed miserably. He seems undaunted in his determination, however, and I believe he has returned to his merciless plotting with renewed vigor.
Who knows what dark mechanism I unwittingly foiled by arriving unexpectedly at the very gates of his lair. Who knows what unspeakable atrocities have been devised behind those beady black eyes. My only hope is that I will somehow manage to protect the world from the sheer evil that I know this creature to be capable of.
9 years ago
