First, global temperatures were rising to alarming levels. Next, the polar ice caps started melting. Before you know it, global warming will be so bad that sea turtles will be forced out of the ocean to warm up.
. . . Wait, what?
Yes, folks, it seems that a recent spate of unseasonably cold weather off the coast of Texas has forced green sea turtles to crawl out of the ocean in order to warm up. Fortunately, Al Gore anticipated this and was there to meet them with hot coco and snuggies.
8 years ago
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Here's another link, if you're interested:
Scientists find that trees are growing faster due to global warming, which, interestingly, could halt global warming. In other news, Al Gore says he invented trees.
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