And Now For Something Completely Different

Take a walk with me in the blistering cold. Except without the cold. Or the walking.

I also made this one for Thomas:

The Inconvenient Truth

First, global temperatures were rising to alarming levels. Next, the polar ice caps started melting. Before you know it, global warming will be so bad that sea turtles will be forced out of the ocean to warm up.

. . . Wait, what?

Yes, folks, it seems that a recent spate of unseasonably cold weather off the coast of Texas has forced green sea turtles to crawl out of the ocean in order to warm up. Fortunately, Al Gore anticipated this and was there to meet them with hot coco and snuggies.