Things Canadians Are Proud Of

• Tim Hortons
  
• Smarties.
• Crispy Crunch.
• Coffee Crisp.
• The footballs and fields are bigger, and there is one less Down.
• Lacrosse is Canadian.
• Hockey is Canadian.
• Basketball is Canadian.
• The biggest flags ever seen/flown at any Olympics were Canadian. The second time it was smuggled in because they made a rule against it after the first time.
• Mr. Dress-up makes Mr. Rogers cry for his mommy.
• Maple syrup makes Mrs. Butterworth cry for her mommy.
• Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
• They knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
• The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
• The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
• They still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
• The Canadian Civil War was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
• They invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, the long distance and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
• Their elections take only one day.